【键盘侠】湖人大胜灰熊|二进制曼巴一到垃圾时间就成MJ！
[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (3-1) defeat the Memphis Grizzlies (1-3), 120-91 behind AD's 40/20.
【赛后帖】洛杉矶湖人（3胜1负）今日在主场以120-91轻取孟菲斯灰熊（1胜3负）。
戴维斯40分20篮板2封盖，詹姆斯23分8助攻，布拉德利12分3篮板2抢断，麦基10分9篮板，波普13分6篮板3助攻；莫兰特16分3篮板2抢断，瓦兰丘纳斯14分11篮板，克劳德9分5篮板，布鲁克斯8分3篮板4助攻，阿伦13分5篮板。
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[–][IND] Victor Oladipo TheBoilerCat 620 指標 2小時前
Memphis led this game with 6 minutes left in the 3rd.
步行者球迷：第三节还剩六分钟的时候，灰熊还领先呢
[–]Lakers motorboat_mcgee 25 指標 2小時前
Shit it started out 15-2 or something.
湖人球迷：擦，人家开场就15-2高开。
[–]Rockets Whydidideletemyaccou 11 指標 2小時前
People were saying this was a trap game for the Lakers!
火箭球迷：大家之前还说这场比赛湖人会掉坑里呢！
[–]Raptors MeatballMcFly 68 指標 2小時前
Tough game for the grizz but Ja is a stud
猛龙球迷：灰熊打得很艰难，但是莫兰特猛啊
[–]Lakers NotClayMerritt 21 指標 2小時前
Ja and Jaren are going to be AMAZING in 2-3 years time. League fucked. Grit n Grind back.
湖人球迷：他和小贾伦-杰克逊在过两三个赛季不得了啊。联盟要完蛋咯。黑又硬要回来啦！
[–]Lakers ProntoPupSalesman[] 60 指標 2小時前
That must be so demoralizing, from leading in the second half of the game to being blown out by 20+ with the crowd chanting "Taco Tuesday"
Basketball is a weird sport and I love it
湖人球迷：灰熊这场很伤士气啊，从下半场领先到最后被爆20多分，观众狂喊“Taco Tuesday”。
篮球是个奇怪的运动，孤甚是喜欢！
[–]Lakers Heor326 286 指標 2小時前
AD is too good
湖人球迷：戴维斯太厉害辣！
[–]Lakers Heor326 22 指標 2小時前
AD is scary af
湖人球迷：他可怕的一匹啊！
[–]Thunder HPK_OKC 79 指標 2小時前
40 points, 20 rebounds, 26/27 from the FT line, put the entire Memphis grizzlies in foul trouble. Oh...and he didn’t even play in the 4th Quarter. Is this the Lakers?
雷霆球迷：40分20板2帽，罚球线27中26，让孟菲斯全队都陷入了犯规麻烦。噢……他甚至都没打第四节。这还是湖人吗？
[–]Cavaliers Fancy_Highway 54 指標 2小時前
Didn't even feel like AD was being favored that much by the refs, felt like the grizz just legit had absolutely no answer for AD and just chose to foul rather than give up 15 dunks.
骑士球迷：甚至都没觉得裁判在照顾戴维斯，感觉就是灰熊压根拿他没辙，宁愿犯规，也好过让他暴扣15次。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant IceCreamPirate 15 指標 2小時前
1st Laker 40/20 since Shaq literally the day I turned 4 years old. I am currently 20 and a half.
AND HE SAT THE 4TH QUARTER
湖人球迷：上次我湖有这种40+20的数据还是奥尼尔在的时候呢，那天我刚满4岁。现在我都快21了。
那个男人第四节都没上哦！！！
[–]Bulls celsius_two_3_two 51 指標 2小時前
AD is a mismatch everywhere. Elite strength, length, and skill. A big that can catch lobs anytime, bang in the paint, switch 1-5, run the fast break, and hit free throws. What the actual fuck.
Also, another day of LeCoast, another laker blowout. Lmao.
公牛球迷：戴维斯打谁都是错位。顶级的力量、臂展和技术。这个大个子可以随时接空接，禁区炸起，1-5号位随意换，能下快攻，还能罚球。搞毛啊！
还有哦，划水詹又出现了，湖人大胜又来了。哈哈哈
[–]Trailblazin15 18 指標 2小時前
Also handles for a big. Dude was a point guard in high school lol
而且戴维斯这个大个的控球真的是厉害！毕竟高中时打过控卫的，哈哈哈
[–]Thunder HPK_OKC 92 指標 2小時前
Don’t forget KCP who was 5/6 on his last 6 attempts lmao
雷霆球迷：不要忘了波普最后6次出手6中5！！
[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 308 指標 2小時前
Don’t let AD’s dominate game distract you from the fact that KCP looked like an actual NBA player tonight
独行侠球迷：咱不能因为戴维斯统治力比赛就忽略了一个事实：波普今晚打得确实像个真正的NBA球员！
[–][CLE] LeBron James internetisfunny 38 指標 3小時前
AD is a feastin beast. KCP should only play in garbage time cause apparently that’s the only time he’s good
骑士球迷：戴维斯就是个狼吞虎咽的猛兽！波普应该只打垃圾时间，因为很明显，他只有这个时候打得好。
[–]Raptors SoggySociety 28 指標 2小時前
We clown KCP so much but he really tries on defense and causes quite a few turnovers. Shout out to Binary Mamba.
猛龙球迷：咱们把波普取笑得这么狠，不过他在防守端确实努力了，还造了对方几个失误。向二进制曼巴致敬！
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant IceCreamPirate 108 指標 2小時前
Binary Mamba evolved
湖人球迷：二进制曼巴进化了
[–]Lakers redaka0 56 指標 2小時前
Into The Garbage Mamba
湖人球迷：“垃圾”曼巴！
[–]Raptors PJ_McLovin 20 指標 2小時前
KCP is a garbage time GOD.
猛龙球迷：波普就是垃圾时间之神！
[–]Lakers Apollo611 15 指標 2小時前
Kcp: “We’re up by 25? I can play now!”
湖人球迷：波普：“咱领先25分了？那该我表现了！”
[–]Lakers ashishvp 220 指標 2小時前
I'm not sure which was more entertaining. AD dropping 40/20 in 3 quarters or garbage time KCP.
湖人球迷：戴维斯拿到40+20和垃圾时间的波普，我都不确定哪个更有观赏性……
[–]blade24 24 指標 2小時前
Def GT KCP
肯定是波普啊！
[–]Lakers TNinLosAngeles 7 指標 2小時前
KCP the king of garbage time buckets
湖人球迷：波普就是垃圾时间得分王！
[–]Lakers Honest_Joseph 217 指標 2小時前
KCP now officially leads the league in GTFG% (Garbage Time Field Goal Percentage)
湖人球迷：波普现在在垃圾时间的命中率还真是领先全联盟……
[–]NBA PhantomBear_626 7 指標 2小時前
GOAT
历史第一人！
[–]Pistons royziboy 62 指標 2小時前
An important stat for contract negotiations.
活塞球迷：这数据可以在谈合同的时候派上用场
[–]Lakers Heor326 20 指標 2小時前
MJ when nothing counts
湖人球迷：一切都无所谓的时候，波普就是乔丹！
[–]Lakers mv777711 27 指標 2小時前
Fr. Every Laker knows that KCP turns into the reincarnation of MJ when it comes to garbage time.
湖人球迷：每个湖蜜都知道，到了垃圾时间，波普就是乔丹转世！
[–]NBA PhantomBear_626 116 指標 2小時前
1v1 Prime MJ or garbage time KCP. Who you got?
巅峰期乔丹1v1 和垃圾时间的波普，你选谁？
[–]Lakers tomtom24ever 41 指標 2小時前
Garbage time KCP bc the only way you can unlock him is if he's winning by 30 which means he's beating MJ by 30
湖人球迷：垃圾时间的波普。因为只有球队领先30分的时候才能释放他，这就说明乔丹已经被锤了30分。
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[–]Lakers NotClayMerritt 254 指標 2小時前
Special shout to Dwight whose defensive effort was tremendous.
湖人球迷：向霍师傅致以崇高敬意，他在防守端太努力了！
[–]Lakers BeeboBaggins 46 指標 2小時前
Dwight Howard's +22 in 18 minutes is all you need to know. Complete domination when he and AD shared the court.
湖人球迷：你就晓得霍华德今晚18分钟正负值+22就行了！他和戴维斯在场时，我们具有绝对统治力。
[–][POR] C.J. McCollum GayForLebron 14 指標 2小時前
The defense in the second half of the 3rd quarter was absolutely absurd
开拓者球迷：他在第三节后半段的防守绝对地变态啊！
[–]shanmustafa 35 指標 3小時前
Vogel at some point has to say fuck javale’s ego, we gotta start dwight. that dwight/ad front court was DOMINANT
沃格尔以后必须得跟麦基的自我说滚蛋，咱们要看霍华德首发。他和戴维斯的前场太霸道了！！！
[–]Lakers PM_ME_UR__UPVOTE 9 指標 3小時前
Nah, Dwight off the bench works really well. Dwights role right now is perfect.
湖人球迷：不，霍华德打替补效果才是真的好。他现在的角色是完美的
[–]Lakers RayRayLoL 79 指標 3小時前
I think I prefer Dwight coming off the bench, he provides great energy.
湖人球迷：我更喜欢他打替补，上来就能提供极强的活力。
[–]Nuggets UnderratedNightmare 96 指標 2小時前
I love watching Howard out there enjoying basketball again. Adds a lot of fun to the game while actually being productive. Amazing turn around for him so far
掘金球迷：看到霍师傅再次在场上打球真好啊。不但能提供有效输出，还能提升比赛观赏性。他这个翻身仗打得漂亮啊！
[–]phantom_thief00 10 指標 2小時前
I've always liked him as a player. Glad to see him doing well and smiling again
我一直都很喜欢他。看到他打得好，而且再次露出笑容，挺欣慰的。
[–]Cavaliers Bandwagon Indistinctness 19 指標 2小時前
For anyone that didn't watch the game. The Lakers were down 13 within 5 minutes of the first quarter, and started the game 0-10 from 3. But the story of the game is really told in AD's stats 40pts/20rbs/2blks in 30mins. Good contribution from the entire team though. Crazy how Lebron goes 23/8/2 and I think to myself "off night for him". Also someone gave KCP some of Michael's Secret Stuff at the end of the fourth lol.
骑士球迷：给那些没看比赛的人说说。湖人第一节还剩5分钟的时候一度落后13分，3分球前十次出手全铁。不过戴维斯30分钟40分20板2帽的数据真的完全反映了比赛的走向。湖人全队都有贡献。詹姆斯最后居然还拿到了23分8助2板，真扯啊，我还以为他今天掉线了呢。波普在第四节末段拿到了乔丹的独家秘术，哈哈哈
[–]Lakers saidshewannagotoS0HO 59 指標 2小時前
As a LeBron fan I’m so happy LeBron can just chill and be fresh for the playoffs.
湖人球迷：作为一个詹姆斯，看来老詹能打得这么养生真是高兴啊，他可以为季后赛留力咯
[–]Lakers Shotgun96 36 指標 2小時前
Man Bron is really just chillin until mid way through the 4th until he feels like taking over the game. He had like 10 shots up until that point
湖人球迷：老詹还真是养生，除非到了他觉得要收割比赛的时候，也就是第四节中段。在那之前，貌似只出手10次。
[–]Lakers tomtom24ever 12 指標 2小時前
If LeBron put this type of effort with the team last year we'd be getting blown out by 40
湖人球迷：要是老詹上赛季也这么打，我们会被惨虐40分。
[–]Lakers DetectivePapaya 120 指標 2小時前
Watching Lebron lead a Staples-wide "Taco Tuesday" chant next to a giggling Boogie while up 28 was a moment of pure enjoyment
湖人球迷：咱们领先28分的时候，老詹带领现场观众高喊"Taco Tuesday"，考辛斯在一旁傻笑，这个瞬间真是纯粹的享受啊
[–]Lakers krosber04 33 指標 2小時前
I love that Boogie is coming to the games
湖人球迷：看到考神来看比赛真是高兴
[–]Lakers okey_dokey_bokey 26 指標 2小時前
If you offered me courtside seats for every Lakers home game, I'd go every night too lol
湖人球迷：要是你每个湖人主场都给我场边观众席，那我每晚也去呢
[–]Lakers MarikaBestGirl 118 指標 2小時前
Damn..I really forgot what blowing out teams was like..feels like forever since I felt like this
湖人球迷：靠……我真的忘了狂胜对手是啥感觉了……上次有这种感觉仿佛是上辈子的事儿了
[–][POR] Brandon Roy jvsperdolphin 42 指標 2小時前
I forgot what garbage time looks like during a laker game.
开拓者球迷：我都快忘了湖人的垃圾时间是咋样了
[–]Lakers SmokeOddessey 72 指標 2小時前
I mean, we’ve had a ton of garbage time Laker games in the last few years lol. We’ve just been on the other side of them.
湖人球迷：这么说吧，我们过去几个赛季有好多垃圾时间啊，哈哈哈。只是我们是被打的一方。
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[–]Lakers KyleVikings 92 指標 2小時前
That was a lot of fun
湖人球迷：这比赛太过瘾啦！
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram magmaknuckles 321 指標 2小時前
So this is how it feels to watch a game without having a heart attack
湖人球迷：所以这就是看比赛不用自备速效救心丸的感觉咯
[–]Lakers yungtatha 37 指標 3小時前
That 2nd half was straight up bullying.
湖人球迷：下半场简直是常威打来福。
[–]Lakers deadlyprincehk 10 指標 2小時前
Man last few years I couldn't trust ANY lead, tonight was a breath of fresh air
湖人球迷：天呐，之前几个赛季我们啥时候领先我都不放心，今晚闻到了一丝新鲜空气哦
[–]Lakers DetectivePapaya 24 指標 2小時前
This is what it feels like to make FTs too. Wow, I like it.
湖人球迷：原来罚球不铁是这种感觉啊。哇，我喜欢！
[–]Boom BabyDaggers 67 指標 2小時前
Yeah watching with an erection more like it
对哦，看得我兴致“勃勃”。
[–]Lakers keepon18 151 指標 2小時前
every time AD falls tho
湖人球迷：除了戴维斯倒地的时候
[–]Lakers Pacific_Marlin 47 指標 2小時前
why does he have to fall so much and on his injured shoulder too
湖人球迷：为啥他老是喜欢倒地呢，而且还老是用那个受伤的肩膀触地
[–]Lakers keepon18 20 指標 2小時前
Next game isn't until Friday so hopefully he has a chance to heal up!
湖人球迷：下场比赛还得等到周五，所以希望他能好好养伤！
[–]Lakers DANNYBOYLOVER 15 指標 2小時前
falling actually helps prevent injuries to your ankles and knees
湖人球迷：倒地其实能帮助球员阻止那些对膝盖和脚踝造成的伤病
[–]Knicks JRSmithsBurner 183 指標 2小時前
That was probably the most entertaining session of garbage time I’ve ever watched
尼克斯球迷：这场比赛的垃圾时间或许是我看过的观赏性最高的
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant IceCreamPirate 30 指標 2小時前
I know that we're spoiled Lakers fans and whatever but I haven't had this much fun since Kobe's achilles! (save for his last game ofc) Best believe I'm gonna enjoy this.
湖人球迷：我知道，湖蜜都被惯坏了，不过自打科比跟腱撕裂之后（当然，他退役的那场还是蛮好看的）我还没看过这么爽的比赛！
[–]poogazey 21 指標 2小時前
I’m scared guys.
伙计们，我好害怕
[–]nbamodslovedickinass 201 指標 2小時前
Lakers defense is going to be scary good by the end of the year. Plus Rondo and Kuz coming back. Look out
等到赛季末的时候，湖人的防守会很吓人的。而且隆多和库兹马都要回来了……当心咯
[–]Spurs Ivanbeatnhoff 13 指標 2小時前
Anthony Davis has arrived... to the free throw line!
Honestly though, Grizz Haq-a-Shaq doesn’t work on this guy lol. There were a few other fouls in the first half that weren’t called on him. Overall the Lakers are looking pretty spooky, and they still have Rondo to take Quinn’s minutes AND Kuzma coming in? Wow.
Also Vogel is doing great with this team’s lineups.
马刺球迷：安东尼-戴维斯已经冲到……罚球线上！
不过说真的，灰熊的“砍眉”战术在这家伙身上不管用啊，哈哈哈。上半场甚至还有些对他的犯规没吹。整体来说，这支湖人很恐怖。
而且沃格尔的排兵布阵很讲究
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant IceCreamPirate 129 指標 2小時前
Vogel is a good coach, I've been telling you!
湖人球迷：我就这么说吧，沃格尔是个好教练！
[–]Trail Blazers Niners19WinsIn19 68 指標 2小時前
Wait do people here think Vogel is a bad coach? Sure he hasn't beaten Lebron in the playoffs, but his teams seem to always overachieve.
开拓者球迷：等等，大家不是觉得沃格尔很菜吗？确实，他以前在季后赛干不过老詹，不过他执教的球队貌似总能取得超出预期的成绩。
[–][LAL] LeBron James LoUmRuKlExR 10 指標 2小時前
IDK his Pacers always gave Lebron his biggest challenge in the East.
湖人球迷：说不清，反正他执教的步行者原来总能在东部给詹姆斯制造最大的麻烦
[–]Lakers mjbatt 102 指標 2小時前
This sub clowned on the Lakers for weeks in the summer for getting Frank instead of Lue
湖人球迷：今年夏天湖人选了沃格尔没选泰伦-卢，这个论坛为此还取笑了湖人几个星期
[–]I_SHIT_ON_BUS 86 指標 2小時前
They also clowned then for weeks for rumors of signing Lue. This sub is going to implode if the Lakers win the championship.
之前传出要签泰伦-卢的时候，他们也嘲笑了好几个星期呢。要是湖人夺冠了，这个论坛要爆。
[–]Lakers Not_Frank_Ocean 67 指標 2小時前
My favorite thing about this game is last year, this would’ve definitely been a loss. We had so many games where we played sloppy from the jump, would trail by 5 or 6 all game, and then choke hard down the stretch. Instead, we come out playing hard defense in the third, AD shoots a million free throws, and we go home with the 30 point W. Absolutely loving this team this year.
湖人球迷：关于这场比赛我最喜欢的一点在于，要是放在上赛季，这比赛绝对没了。我们上赛季很多场比赛都是懒散开场，再打到领先个五六分，然后掉链子。这次呢，我们第三节打出了防守，戴维斯进了一堆罚篮，而且咱们30分大胜。绝对喜欢这个赛季的湖人。
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[–]Knicks iHadSexWithNBAmods 131 指標 2小時前
UNDEFEATED WHEN CARUSO PLAYS
尼克斯球迷：卡鲁索出场的比赛湖人保持不败！！！
[–][LAL] Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Korean-Abdul-Jabbar 40 指標 2小時前
That casual mini ankle breaker had everyone in the crowd go nuts lmao
湖人球迷：这个迷你且随意的脚踝终结者让现场每个人都陷入了疯狂，哈哈哈哈！
[–]Knicks iHadSexWithNBAmods 36 指標 2小時前
He literally just stood there and casually broke a mans ankles lol
尼克斯球迷：他还真是就杵在那儿就能随意让人脚踝受伤，哈哈哈
[–]Lakers dissilience 11 指標 2小時前
That Mamba mentality
湖人球迷：曼巴精神！！
[–]Lakers mkmore4 19 指標 3小時前
Warriors fans: It’s okay, you all can come back home now.
湖人球迷：致某些勇蜜们：行了，现在你们都能回来了。
[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzma mixtapepapi 461 指標 2小時前*
The Lakers haven’t been good since this sub became mainstream, prepare for a bunch of annoying Lakers flairs boys.
湖人球迷：自打这个论坛流量起来了之后我湖还没这么秀过，你们都等着吧，一堆顶着湖人队标的人要来招黑咯！
[–][MIA] Gary Payton N1COLAS13 106 指標 2小時前
To be honest your fanbase is large enough that you have a whole bunch of Lakers flairs being annoying without the need to be good first lol
热火球迷：说真的，湖蜜基数太大了，难免有些招黑的，即便你们很菜的时候也少不了这些人，哈哈哈
[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzma tehdoughboy 60 指標 2小時前
We lost a good amount to the Warriors.
湖人球迷：我们很多湖蜜以前还转投勇士了……
[–]mr_toit 36 指標 2小時前
Seems they have returned and pretend nothing happened
看来他们已经回来了，而且装作啥事也没有的样子
[–]Warriors AlphabetSnoop 12 指標 2小時前
Good riddance
勇士球迷：总算是打发走了
[–]Rockets throwawaymansk 194 指標 2小時前
The warriors flairs will just swap over lol.
火箭球迷：有些勇蜜才换回队标，哈哈哈
[–]Lakers FigityFuck 142 指標 2小時前
Nah they swapped to the clippers
湖人球迷：不，他们变形到快船去了
[–]Thunder HPK_OKC 151 指標 2小時前
Man do I hate the Clippers. That PG trade has turned my into a clippers hater and now a Lakers/Houston Bandwagoner until we actually get a squad
雷霆球迷：我是真烦快船。乔治那比交易已经让我成了船黑，在我们走向服刑之前，我就是湖蜜和火蜜。
[–]Thunder RussWestbrookMVP2k17 79 指標 2小時前
Hear, hear! Fuck the Clippers.
雷霆球迷：听听，都听听！沙雕快船！
[–]Raptors Kizz3r 20 指標 2小時前
Yea im joining u guys in that
猛龙球迷：算我一个！
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant TheRaiderKing 40 指標 2小時前
Welcome aboard man, while my Lakers were hot shit these past few years I had also been rooting hard for OKC because Westbrook(UCLA Bruin baby!) and Adams are some of my favorite players. That 2016 MVP/WHY NOT? Season was magical and I was hoping you guys would go far.
湖人球迷：欢迎来粉我湖哦，之前几个赛季我们菜的抠脚的时候，我一直都在支持雷霆，因为有威少（UCLA哦亲！），而且亚当斯也是我很喜欢的球员。2016年威少的那个MVP和WHY NOT赛季太牛了。
[–]Thunder HPK_OKC 21 指標 2小時前
Thanks man. I was really rooting for you guys last year with LeBron and the kids, but now I’m really excited to see how far you guys go this year. The defensive effort has been amazing, but once your offense gels, and you guys actually push the ball in transition, it’s gonna be crazy
雷霆球迷：感谢老铁。去年你们有老詹和那帮孩子的时候，我其实也是支持你们的。不过现在呢，我真的很期待想看到你们这赛季能走多远。防守太牛了，不过一旦你们的进攻琢磨清楚了，而且你们在转换进攻的时候推进顺畅了，那才是真的起飞。
[–]Cavaliers rptd333 29 指標 2小時前
Am i allowed to support Lakers without switching flairs
骑士球迷：我能不换队标粉湖人吗？
[–]Rockets throwawaymansk 17 指標 2小時前
Yes im supporting lebron but i dont care for the lakers so here I am with my rockets flair.
火箭球迷：当然能啊，我就支持詹姆斯，但我不关心湖人，所以我还顶着火箭队标。
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编译：云长刮个痧
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