【键盘侠】唐斯恩比德大打出手|恩比德可得感谢西蒙斯
KAT and Embiid get into it.
76人主场迎战森林狼的比赛第三节，恩比德和唐斯在一个回合中扭缠到一起，随后两人大打出手。
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[–]Timberwolves 6-1-2 1877 指標 1小時前
Sixers feed looked like Towns started it. Wolves feed looked like Embiid started it.
Gimmie that alternate angle!
森林狼球迷：76人视角感觉是唐斯先动手，森林狼视角感觉是恩比德先动手！
我要看上帝视角！
[–]76ers lincoln3 606 指標 46 分鐘前
For real. Blame. Must. Be. Placed.
76人球迷：没毛病！总！得！有！人！接！锅！
[–][PHO] Steve Nash yuhanz 17 指標 40 分鐘前
I need to be angry at someone!!!!
太阳球迷：我这火总得找地儿撒吧！！！
[–]Timberwolves iGiveWomenOrgasms_jk 3436 指標 1小時前
Fans of each team trying to debate who started it. Can't we just enjoy these very tall very rich men fighting
森林狼球迷：两队球迷都想争论谁先惹事儿的。难道咱就不能好好享受这帮大个子有钱人打架吗！
[–]TerminallyTrill 109 指標 1小時前
It's just beautiful isn't it
好看啊，对不！
[–]76ers ell215 187 指標 1小時前
I agree
76人球迷：我同意
[–]Spurs Murasasme 970 指標 55 分鐘前
NBA fights are always so funny. They just shove and grab each other until the hold me back people get there.
马刺球迷：NBA赛场的打架一直都很逗。他们就又推又挠的，然后等和事佬来劝架。
[–]Nets Bigbadbuck 112 指標 47 分鐘前
KAT tried to throw a punch in there
篮网球迷：唐斯还出拳了呢
[–][MIA] Justise Winslow DionWaiteress 413 指標 1小時前
I wanted that to be Hassan and Embiid lmao
热火球迷：我以前还希望白边和恩比德干一架，哈哈哈
[–]Rawme9 113 指標 44 分鐘前
Embiid clearly started it with the hard shove and hooking KATs arm imo, and I'm a sixers fan
明显是恩比德先挑起来的，他用力推了唐斯然后勾住了他的手臂，哦，我是76人球迷
[–]76ers Skibibbles 259 指標 1小時前
That was stupid to do by Embiid. He pretty much started all that.
76人球迷：恩比德这种行为很蠢。基本就是他先动手的
[–]subohmclouds69 30 指標 35 分鐘前
Honestly i love embiid and towns but you can tell just by there personalities embiid started it lol
说着的，我很喜欢恩比德和唐斯，不过呢，你就从俩人性格就能看出，这事儿是恩比德先起头的，哈哈哈哈
[–]Celtics toxicpiano 53 指標 1小時前
who is this new KAT and what happened to the old one?
凯尔特人球迷：这个新唐斯是谁？原来那个唐斯去哪儿了？
[–]76ers jonnystargaryen 132 指標 55 分鐘前
For real, honestly I think higher of KAT after this. Embiid has been his bully and he finally stood up to him. Zach Lowe has talked about how last time it motivated KAT to improve on defense, maybe he’ll take this going forward as well.
76人球迷：没毛病，讲真，这事过后我对唐斯的评价更高了。恩比德老是欺负他，他终于刚回去了。 Zach Lowe（NBA名记）以前谈过，上次唐斯被欺负之后受刺激提升了防守，或许这次他也会进步。
[–]ForeingRedditor 34 指標 1小時前
Damn I love this years KAT
靠，我爱这赛季的唐斯！！！
[–]Thunder Starlord_who 618 指標 1小時前
Damn wtf KAT is always calm, Embiid must have been talking a lot of shit
雷霆球迷：我勒个擦，唐斯一直都很隐忍的，恩比德肯定非常嘴臭。
[–]Timberwolves Bad-Beach 87 指標 1小時前
KAT gets pretty hyped when he's playing other elite bigs
森林狼球迷：唐斯和其他顶级内线对上的时候就会相当兴奋的。
[–]76ers shrirnpheavennow 399 指標 1小時前
They fouled each other a couple times before this and our announcers kept saying "well at least there's no animosity between these two!"
76人球迷：开打之前这两人互相犯规过几次，我们的主场解说员还老说“行吧，至少他俩是对事不对人！”
[–]receptiveblocks 107 指標 1小時前
Commentators a few minutes later: Obviously, this particular comment didn't age too well.
几分钟过后，解说员说：显然，我们被狠狠打脸了
[–]Warriors grumpy_youngMan 94 指標 1小時前
I always thought KAT was a softie who would rather play video games than be in the gym, getting swole and working on his game...
this year definitely proved me wrong. he looks more jacked than ever and is throwing fists with Embiid. welcome to the fucking show lol
勇士球迷：我一直都以为唐斯很软，宁愿去打游戏也不去球馆提升自己……
他本赛季打我脸了。他比以前都更能硬扛，而且居然还跟恩比德动手。欢迎收看本期大秀！
[–]Timberwolves LucaBrasiMN 15 指標 52 分鐘前
KAT has been a beast for years. He works out constantly. So odd you always thought one of the best players in that league would rather play games than work out.
森林狼球迷：唐斯这几个赛季一直很猛，他一直勤于训练。你居然觉得这个联盟顶级球员居然宁愿打游戏也不愿训练，也真是怪了。
[–]nonametrashaccount 574 指標 1小時前
LONG LIVE THE EMBIID KAT RIVALRY. This is going to be a matchup to watch for years now.
恩比德唐斯之争万岁啊！！这对冤家以后几年的对决有看头咯
[–][NOP] Frank Jackson DaddyBelinelli 230 指標 37 分鐘前
Meanwhile Jokic just smirks and eats his sundae in the corner
鹈鹕球迷：与此同时，坐在角落的约基奇正吃着圣代冰激凌傻乐呢
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[–]Czech Republic 420_Scope_It 2215 指標 1小時前
Simmons with the headlock on KAT lol
捷克球迷：西蒙斯对唐斯锁头，哈哈哈
[–]Jjjjooood89 914 指標 1小時前
They’re friends I think. Probs just trying to calm him down
我记得他俩是朋友吧，或许西蒙斯只是想让唐斯冷静
[–]76ers allyd1214 527 指標 1小時前
Yeah that's what I thought too. Didn't look like he was really choking him just holding him down.
76人球迷：对的，我也是这么想的。看着也不像是他真想掐住唐斯把他按在地上啊。
[–]Timberwolves Mossed84 21 指標 1小時前
I could see him whispering sweet nothings into KATs ears. Your take is certainly correct.
森林狼球迷：我看到他在唐斯的耳边甜甜地嘀咕着，没事儿。你的观点完全是正确的！
[–]76ers kinglouislxix 261 指標 1小時前
But his big muscly arm makes it look like he’s about to choke him to death lol
76人球迷：不过西蒙斯那个肌肉发达的手臂给人一种他要掐死唐斯的错觉，哈哈哈
[–]76ers Helreaver 92 指標 1小時前
Yeah, they play video games and stream together. Obviously no malice intended but I can see how it looks bad without knowing that.
76人球迷：是的，他俩经常一起玩游戏。西蒙斯明显是没有恶意的，不过呢要是不知道他俩这层关系，还是容易误解的。
[–]Timberwolves MyNameIsOptical 193 指標 1小時前
It kinda made me mad listening to our home announcers try to shift blame onto Ben Simmons, he is obviously trying to calm down KAT
森林狼球迷：听到我们主队的解说员想把屎盆子往西蒙斯身上扣真的是火大，本西明显是在劝架啊。
[–]Pelicans PABLOricardo 64 指標 1小時前
Embiid flexing like some fool that’s never been in a fight. He didn’t win fuck all. Just two guys hugging and falling over.
鹈鹕球迷：恩比德那些动作感觉就是从没打过架的傻子一样。他尼玛赢个毛线啊。就两个人抱着摔跤呗。
[–]Cavaliers HK4sixteen [分數隱藏] 30 分鐘前
KAT was gonna fuck him up
骑士球迷：唐斯本来可以狠狠锤他的。
[–]Supersonics Sharpyne 122 指標 1小時前
Joel was laughing but KAT had the upper hand until Ben started pushing from the back.
超音速球迷：恩比德还笑呢，可是在本西上来劝架推一把之前，明明是唐斯占上风。
[–]murfrees [分數隱藏] 29 分鐘前
Embiid owes Simmons big time for saving his ass
恩比德得记住西蒙斯这个救命之恩。
[–]Rajaholick 6 指標 45 分鐘前
Joel needs to hit the weights harder. Simmons was on KAT immediately and embiid still barely held him off.
恩比德下盘还得再扎实点。西蒙斯一把就按住了唐斯，可是恩比德仍然干不过。
[–]I_shall_be_at_Aqaba 46 指標 1小時前
Jeff Teague is straight up grade AAA badass.
杰夫-蒂格简直就是江湖大哥风范啊！！！
[–]Timberwolves StealthySnipe2 231 指標 1小時前
Jeff tackles his ass lmao
森林狼球迷：蒂格薅了一把恩比德的屁股，哈哈哈
[–][ATL] John Collins uslashkev 160 指標 1小時前
nothing but respect to my former PG for running into battle against 7'0 big as hell Embiid
老鹰球迷：咱们的前控卫迎着恩比德这个7尺大个就加入了战斗，对他只有敬意！
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_HOT_DISH 36 指標 1小時前
This is one of the few times I’ve enjoyed having Teague on this team. He went in there and I love it. Thank you, Jeff Teague.
自打蒂格加入森林狼以来，我很少有这么喜欢他的时候。他冲上去了，我很喜欢啊！谢谢你，蒂格。
[–]Celtics GhostoftheWolfswood 10 指標 1小時前
Al Horford just standing there like the disappointed dad he is
凯尔特人球迷：霍福德就像个失望的老父亲一样站在那儿
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[–]76ers PoliceFrugality 431 指標 1小時前
This was some real dumb shit. That’s all I’ve got to say
76人球迷：这种行为真的是傻缺。我就说这么多
[–]Lakers alibomaye15 163 指標 1小時前
Get a load of this real sensible guy over here
湖人球迷：总算有个明白人了
[–]76ers pizy1 52 指標 1小時前
I’m just glad they didn’t even look at Ben... if they both got ejected and/or suspended I’d be far less amused
76人球迷：幸亏裁判没把责任算在本西头上……要是他俩都被驱逐或者是禁赛，那我可乐不出来咯
[–]76ers secretlypooping 122 指標 1小時前
This is just next level load management
76人球迷：这就是更高级别的负荷管理
[–]Raptors crumpledbrouhaha 23 指標 58 分鐘前
Kawhi fighting LMA next game confirmed
猛龙球迷：看来小卡下场比赛要和阿德干一架了
[–][HOU] Clint Capela 3icepwn 97 指標 1小時前
Damn shit would've been wild if Jimmy Butler was still on the 76ers
火箭球迷：靠，要是巴特勒还在76人，那这场面就欢腾咯
[–]Pistons TheArbitraryUsername 55 指標 1小時前
Or the Timberwolves.
活塞球迷：要是他在森林狼也行
[–]Lakers tomtom24ever 34 指標 54 分鐘前
If Jimmy was still on the Wolves he would've just let it play out
湖人球迷：如果巴特勒还在森林狼，那他会让战火扩大的
[–]Timberwolves timberwolvesguy 35 指標 44 分鐘前
He’d have still jumped KAT
森林狼球迷：他也许会干唐斯。
[–]Warriors technicallycorrect2 28 指標 1小時前
imagine what they'd do if they got in to it with a regular human
勇士球迷：你想想，要是这些人和普通人干起来了，那是啥场面
[–]oneu1 17 指標 1小時前
Seeing it on video really underestimates how big these guys are
电视上看真的会让你低估这些人的体型
[–][LAL] Kareem Rush OddlyErect 16 指標 1小時前
That’s my theory as to why big men look so sloppy when they scrap. Nobody in the real world is trying to fight a 7 footer. So they get no practice.
湖人球迷：所以那些大个子打架看着像挠痒痒啊。毕竟现实世界里没人会去惹一个7尺高的人。所以这些大个子没有练手的机会啊
[–]Suns Ligbophadese 8 指標 56 分鐘前
“I’m not in the business of making money for you guys”
KAT to the media yesterday
Proceeds to give them this highlight
太阳球迷：唐斯昨天还对媒体说：“你们赚不赚钱不关我事”
今天就给了媒体这种头条……
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[–]Raptors twistedlogicx 157 指標 1小時前
Both these dudes about to be suspended for a while.
猛龙球迷：这俩都要被禁赛几场了。
[–]Suns rice_bledsoe 20 指標 1小時前
They aren't on the Suns, i doubt it
太阳球迷：他俩又不是为太阳打球，我觉得不会
[–][TOR] Leandro Barbosa dudeman1200 211 指標 1小時前
No way dude, no punches. Look at cp3 and rondo last year haha
猛龙球迷：肯定不会啊，又没挥拳。看看上赛季的保罗和隆多就知道了，哈哈哈
[–]76ers linksgolfisbestgolf 151 指標 1小時前
KAT threw a punch
76人球迷：唐斯出拳了的。
[–]Warriors TheSpaceCowboyx 265 指標 1小時前
Regardless Jimmy is probably so proud of both his kids right now
勇士球迷：不管咋说，巴特勒现在或许是很为他这帮小兄弟骄傲的。
[–]Timberwolves fronteir 108 指標 1小時前
Jimmy is Lord Chaos
森林狼球迷：巴特勒就是唯恐天下不乱。
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来源：Reddit
编译：云长刮个痧
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